Can You afFORD Crack​?​!

by I May Profess

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This track is about a certain Mayor in Canada. This individual is paraphrased throughout the song, and is known for his/her obscure shenanigans. Using the image this politician has created for himself/herself, as well as a mild humorous perspective from we the band, we have created the ultimate heavy metal mockery.


released April 16, 2014
Jared Hill- Vocals
Trais Piche- Guitar
Josh Nowry- Guitar
Scottie Clouthier- Bass
Geoff Sullivan- Drums
Ben Legget- Mixing, Mastery, God of Thunder
Robert Boni- Tech Designer/Filmmaker




I May Profess North Bay, Ontario

A 4-piece Progressive Hardcore band from North Bay, Ontario. Consisting of some of the most intense musicians within their region, I May Profess promises to be an unforgettable horror show of lyrics, brutal breakdowns,and intense musicianship

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